Friday, December 13, 2013

This lecture is about anger management. It will give you the knowledge of how to earn outside yours


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This lecture is about anger management. It will give you the knowledge of how to earn outside yourself without going to a conflict without finally go to the hospital for examination after you stupas. Wherever you read about the anger will come across advice on how to count to 10. Here are tips to people exhibiting leaves rage. Counting leaves to ten is like Riena a copy of a raging bull. Nothing and no one relaxes, just give him time to decide on which eye first aim. When you happen to have a really leaves bad day and just want to take it out on someone, do it but not someone you know and someone you do not know.
Example 1: It all started when one day I was sitting on the desk and remembered the phone call that I had to conduct and I forgot. I found the number and called. Picked up the man who said: - Hello? - Hello, leaves I'm leaves Chris. Can I talk to Lily Carter? Suddenly I was vulgarized and my phone was closed. I could not believe that someone could be so rude. I found the correct number of Lily and called leaves - I switched the last two digits. After I finished talking to her again dialed the "wrong" number. When someone on the other side I get it, I cried - You're an asshole! - And hung up. Wrote his number down with the word "ass" to it and put it in the drawer of desk. Every few weeks when paying bills or had a really bad day, I tried to call that number and screaming into the phone, "You're an asshole!." This has always comforted me. When the "Find out who is ringing" appears in our region to thinking that my therapeutic "You're an asshole!" must stop. So again I called him and said: - Hi, I'm John Smith from the telephone company.'m calling to see if you are interested in our program, leaves "Understand Caller ID. " - NO! - He yelled and hung up on me. Immediately dialed again and told him - because you're an asshole! I hope you understand where we want to bring you the lecture. The first step to tame the anger is his channel. Should then point it elsewhere if it is possible to experience leaves the satisfaction of it. Example 2: One day I was at the store waiting to get a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited. I hit the horn and yelled that I wait for this place. The idiot did not pay any attention. Then I noticed the plate "Sale" leaves taped to the window so I wrote down his phone number on it. Few days later, just after I called the first "ass" (I put his number on speed dial), I thought that it was not bad idea to call BMW naglyara too. - Hello, are you the guy who sells black BMW? - Yes. I am. - Can you tell me where I can see the car? - Of course. I live at 1802 West 34th Street. Yellow house and the car is parked right outside. - Excuse me, your name is? - My name is Don Hansen. - He replied. - Don, what time you're leaves home? - Every day after 17:00. - Listen, Don, can I tell you something? - Yes? - Don, you're an asshole! - And hung up. Added his number on speed dial. Now that I have a bad day, I have two vent on which to call. After a few months I had an idea. I called leaves Asshole N1: - Alo? - He asked. - You're leaves an asshole! - But not closed. - Are you still here? - He asked. - Yes, I'm here - I said. - Stop calling me! - He shouted. - No you! - I shouted at him. - Who are you? - Cursed it - My name is Don Hansen. - Really? Where do you live? - 1802 West 34th Street, asshole! In a yellow house and my black Bavarian parked in front. - I'll be right Don. Better start to sing prayers! - He threatened me. - Fly! As if I'm afraid of you ass loser! Then I called Asshole N2: - Alo? - He said. - Hey asshole flattened - I said, again without hanging up. - Only to find ... - He shouted. - And? - I interrupted - What would you do? - I'll beat you up! - Well, then this is your chance leaves - I said - I'll come to see! Then I hung up and immediately called the police and told them that I live on 1802 West 34th Street, and is now home to kill my lover. Then I called Channel 9 News to inform them that two gay men battle of 1802 West 34th Street. Quickly went to the car and went to 34th street. There were two assholes who whipsaw to six patrol cars, a police helicopter and a news crew from the news! Here we go

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